Education Jobs

Teacher K-8

Must be proficient with chalk and boards.
And chalkboards.
Must be able to explain to parents that the reason for their child's disobedience is because of bad parenting, not because the other children don't share.
Must be able to clean snot off of the faces of bratty brats.
Must not indulge in any child's snack pack.
Must be able to read better than an 8th grader.
Must NOT be a pedophile. But since you probably are, you must not be a pedophile during school hours or while after school activities are in session. What you do on your own time is your business, so keep it that way, pervert.