Hospitality Jobs
| Bartender | Food Server | Massage Therapist |
| Mother | Stripper | Valet |
Stripper
- Must be great with a pole.
- Must be covered with glitter and perfume at all times.
- Must love rolling around on dirty old men's boners.
- Must be very very good at convincing people to buy another song.
- Must be ok with giving a blowjob, and other sexual acts, at an appropriately negotiated price.