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Sportsreader

"Boom goes the dynamite" is never to be used. Ever.
Must be able to read from a teleprompter. Not real good, just 4th grade good.
If you're a girl you must be attractive and have big boobs. This is the only way sports viewers will tolerate you. Also, watch out for Joe Namath.
If you're a guy, why are you worried? We know guys with lazy eyes that get this job. Don't sweat.
Prior athletic experience is not necessary. In fact, speaking about any prior athletic experience will get you fired on the spot.
The occasional slipped swear word is highly encouraged. This always gets a laugh.