Armed Services Jobs
| Special Forces Soldier |
Special Forces Soldier
- Must be able to run nonstop, forever, without stopping. You should actually be running right now.
- Must be so deadly that you can kill people just by talking about killing people.
- Must not be a woman, or have previously been a woman for that matter.
- Must be able to perform one shot two kills from any distance. Including from space with a pistol.
- Must innovate on demand like MacGyver and kill everyone at the same time.