Agricultural Jobs

Rancher

When not smoking Marlboros, must have a stalk of wheat or hay in your mouth at all times.
Must wear a cowboy hat that is brown, dusty, and worn.
Must be able to mend fences. Not in the metaphorical sense; you'll actually need to know how to physically fix a broken fence.
Must never go up to the hills and have sex with a man. Ever.
Must never trust anyone from the city. That fancy materialistic lifestyle will never produce a real man like you.
Must not be a woman. It's a Marlboro MAN, not woman. Besides, shouldn't you be in the kitchen fixin' some grub?
Must have a trusty steed. She will cook and clean for you. You should also get a horse or two.