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Priest /Pastor/Minister
- Must believe in a higher power.
- Must understand the power of a Priest and that this power must NOT be abused.
- If this power MUST be abused, please don't use it to gain advances on any young boys in the congregation.
- If you MUST advance on any boys in the congregation, PLEASE scare the shit out of them with devil and "you won't get into heaven if you tell" type phrases. Otherwise, you will have to deal with the high power of the church.
- Must be scared of the high power of the church.
- Must understand that your crimes are punished by being bent over the alter and spanked by one of the boys you molested last week. You must not understand this practice, but you must embrace it. God is watching so don't falter. This is your duty.
- Must believe that the wine you can't stop drinking is actually the blood of a 2,000+ year old man/god and be able to say, with a straight face, that you are not a vampire.
- Must believe that the cracker your just ate is actually the body of a 2,000+ year old man/god and be able to say, with a straight face, that you are not a cannibal.
- Must be delusional.
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