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Public Relations Manager

Must understand this job is essentially a license to lie.
Must never refer to anything you say as a lie. Merely a creative presentation of what are believed to be facts.
Must address all concerns and accusations about the company as if someone was talking about your mama.
Must be able to always justify your actions, no matter how bad they are.
Must understand that the company is never at fault, ever. Even when we're proved to be at fault, your job is to make the victims and others feel bad for the company.
Must be good at talking in circles and avoiding topic.
Must never address a concern directly. Do you best to sound convincing, but certainly don't attempt to solve anything.