Public Service Jobs
Politician
- Must never write your own speech; a smarter, more articulate, better speller will be provided for you.
- Must never answer a question directly.
- Must have a PHD in complete bullshit. Seriously, this is mandatory.
- Must always over promise and under deliver. This will basically be your motto.
- Must understand that the citizens you represent will always expect way too much so get used to letting them down. Even if they don't expect a lot, they are used to being disappointed by their elected leaders so just sit back and relax. Hey, they voted for you; whose fault it is really?
- Honestly, no one really knows what you're supposed to do, so just run with it and have fun!
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