Public Service Jobs
Police Officer
- No matter when, no matter why, no matter what for, you MUST have a bad ass attitude when dealing with any citizen. If there is another Police Officer, your attitude must double, there are NO exceptions.
- For your entire career refuse the standard issued shirt that fits your body type and opt for a shirt at LEAST two sizes smaller.
- Haircut instructions are as follows: Men must have very very (x2) short sides and very (x1) short tops. If you are old enough to be referred to as "that old man", you can have whatever hair cut you want, but you must be able to take a joke or two about your bushy old gray man hair.
- If you are a woman, good luck. This job eats women for breakfast.
- Must enjoy doughnuts for every meal of the day.
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