Health Care Jobs

Pharmacist

Must be able to sort and count pills then pour them into little orange bottles.
Must be able to regularly point customers to the sore throat and sniffles isle.
Must be comfortable standing at least 2 feet higher than your customers.
Must add the traditional yet arbitrary 30 minute time frame for filling all prescriptions.
Must wear a white coat. Even though you'll look similar to a doctor and might appear to have a lot of medical answers, we don't expect you to do anything but sort pills and point to the appropriate product isle when asked a question.
Must refer each old person to the blood pressure cuff station. This is by no means necessary but it will keep your lines manageable.
Previously failing out of medical school is encouraged but not mandatory.
Must never divulge the true meaning of "Rx".