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Nurse

If you are a man, you are in the wrong profession.
Even if you are a man with the emotional safety net of a high MCAT score, you're still not a Focker. This isn't the movies, and you are still a male nurse. What's the matter with you?
So you're a man, and you STILL think this is the profession for you. Well, you must accept, without prejudice, the same treatment the female nurses receive. Sometimes, but not always, you'll have to perform the same sexual acts. Yes, on male doctors. Very few female doctors have a vagina, so don't think you're getting off easy.
Yes cleaning up a bed pans IS that bad. Get used to it sister, this makes up 90% of the job.
Must not get jealous when a hot candy striper is taken into an empty room by your favorite doctor. Unless it turns into a naked nurse vs. candy striper with KY-jelly fight. In that case, page us.
MC dreamy does not work here; so don't ask.