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  • Must be willing to be a mortal enemy; at least until someone needs money or permission to do something.
  • Must possess the strength of an ox and the speed and agility of a gazelle.
  • Must be able to do homework in grades raging from 1st grade on up to and including your child's first job.
  • Must be able to perform quality assurance, troubleshooting, and safety assurance testing for countless products.
  • Must perform most janitorial and maintenance work throughout the facility.
  • Must be completely, often irrationally, biased towards everything regarding your child and/or children.

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