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Massage Therapist
- Must understand that clients will sometimes pass gas during a session. This is not a green light for you to as well. If you have to gag, just use an excuse like getting extra oil and walk out.
- Must not perform any inappropriate acts to the clients. Even if you are Asian. No happy endings. No "lovey long time".
- Must be able to deal with the occasional erection.
- Male therapists must not freak out or continually proclaim their heterosexuality when they cause another man's erection. This will happen and it is completely natural. Fag. Sorry, that was mean. Homo.
- Must be comfortable with touching very fat and hairy people. Not all of your clients will be from Men's health or Victoria's Secret. Keep this in mind when you're palming a mound of hairy fat someone calls a back.
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