//store the quotations in arrays
quotes = new Array(18);
authors = new Array(18);
quotes[0] = "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.";
authors[0] = "- Charles Schulz";
quotes[1] = "Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.";
authors[1] = "- Jack Wagner";
quotes[2] = "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.";
authors[2] = "- Mark Twain";
quotes[3] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.";
authors[3] = "- Oscar Wilde";
quotes[4] = "There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.";
authors[4] = "- David Letterman";
quotes[5] = "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.";
authors[5] = "- Lily Tomlin";
quotes[6] = "Don't take it seriously, it's just a joke.";
authors[6] = "- RealJobDescriptions";
quotes[7] = "We're making a point, not making fun of you.";
authors[7] = "- RealJobDescriptions";
quotes[8] = "Life; you made it this far, have fun. You deserve it.";
authors[8] = "- RealJobDescriptions";
quotes[9] = "We have fun writing, hope you have fun reading.";
authors[9] = "- RealJobDescriptions";
quotes[10] = "<a href='http://rjdwiki.com'>Click here to help change these stereotypes.</a>";
authors[10] = "- RealJobDescriptions";
quotes[11] = "These job descriptions aren't real, right?";
authors[11] = "- RealJobDescriptions";
quotes[12] = "We like to think we're helping more than hurting.";
authors[12] = "- RealJobDescriptions";
quotes[13] = "If you laugh, you're just as guilty.";
authors[13] = "- RealJobDescriptions";
quotes[14] = "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.";
authors[14] = "- Oscar Wilde";
quotes[15] = "Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.";
authors[15] = "- Jim Rohn";
quotes[16] = "Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.";
authors[16] = "- Aristotle";
quotes[17] = "Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.";
authors[17] = "- Confucius";