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Firefighter
- Must have at least a 6 pack, but 8 or 12 packs are preferred.
- Each pack must be thoroughly tanned and oiled at all times. No exceptions. You never know when a guy with a camera is around to take your picture for a calendar.
- Backdraft (1991) must be your favorite movie.
- Must be prepared at all times for a backdraft. This includes, but is not limited to, rescuing cats from trees.
- Must appear on at least one hot fireman calendar.
- Must have a rocky, yet passionate, love life.
- Must leave each personal situation with a dramatic "I know I can die, but that's the risk I take because I love my job" type phrase. The cheesier and more soap opera like, the better.
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