Public Service Jobs

Firefighter

  • Must have at least a 6 pack, but 8 or 12 packs are preferred.
  • Each pack must be thoroughly tanned and oiled at all times. No exceptions. You never know when a guy with a camera is around to take your picture for a calendar.
  • Backdraft (1991) must be your favorite movie.
  • Must be prepared at all times for a backdraft. This includes, but is not limited to, rescuing cats from trees.
  • Must appear on at least one hot fireman calendar.
  • Must have a rocky, yet passionate, love life.
  • Must leave each personal situation with a dramatic "I know I can die, but that's the risk I take because I love my job" type phrase. The cheesier and more soap opera like, the better.

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