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Drug Dealer
- Must be capable of being really really shady. This is your identity. Know your role as the creepy shady drug guy.
- Must not sell drugs to undercover cops. This SHOULD go without saying, but we can't tell you how many times this happens. If I had a nickel.
- Must understand that bullets in your skin, aids, knifes to the face, and other such things are all occupational hazards, however do not warrant additional hazard pay.
- Must never expose the identity of your supplier. The last guy that did this is no longer a guy.
- Must not sell on another dealer's turf unless you can handle the retaliation. Don't come crying to HR when someone slits your throat because you're taking their best customers.
- Must not use your own stash.
- Must not use your own stash.
- Ok, we know you're going to use your own stash, but please try to sell most of it.
- You used the entire stash didn't you? Well we're going to have to let you go, but at least you're now one of our clients.
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