Health Care Jobs

Doctor

Must be able to memorize a lot of random stuff.
If you're not able to memorize everything, at least remember what book it comes from for later reference.
Must have a terrible, I mean fucking illegible, signature. Seriously, we're talking scribbles.
Must be able to write your name worse than Shaky McShakerson Marty Mcfly.
Must hit on each and every nurse you see.
Must dehumanize each and every nurse you see.
Must have an answer, no matter how retarded or obvious, for each and every medical question you hear.
Must drive an expensive car.
Must never acknowledge that, although you have a high salary, the combination of your insurance premiums and medical loan payments you actually make less than the guys that pick up your garbage.
Must think the point before this is worth the fucking 15 years of school and dying with a lot of useless information.