Health Care Jobs

Dietitian & Nutritionist

Must be very thin, fit, and wear tight clothes.
Must be super energetic. Like uncomfortably energetic.
Must jump around everyone, be spunky, and act like fitness is the only thing people care and want to hear about.
Must give exercise and dietary advice to all the fat people you meet. Yes, even on the subway. You're never really off duty.
Must understand that fatness is due to pure laziness, which has nothing to do with one's genetics.
Must get super offended when anyone challenges your life choice of a healthy body, mind, and soul.
Must give unreasonably difficult and unrealistic dietary advice even though you barely follow it yourself.
Must somehow work tofu into each meal you either prepare or give the recipe for.