Manual Labor Jobs

Construction Worker

Hardhats must be worn at all times.
Hardhats can be worn either forward or backward.
You must bring a metal lunch pail to work with you each day.
If you are buying lunch from a local establishment, please place all items inside your metal lunch pail prior to consumption. We just realized you probably don't know what consumption means, so just put the food in the pale before you scarf it down.
You must be dirty at all times. And sweaty. And overweight.
Any time you are behind a chain-linked fence and you see a woman with the slightest bit of attractiveness, you must yell every obscenity and sexual reference you can think of. Obscenity and sexual reference pamphlets will be available on every job site.
You must worship the union.
You must not sit around like the guys on the sopranos and get paid a lot of money for doing nothing. Of course if you are a family man and have this sort of arrangement, by all means, forget we ever said anything.