Computer Science Jobs

Computer Programmer

Must understand programming in the movies is nothing like programming in the real world.
Must not be surprised on first day when programming does NOT include flying shapes and colors on your computer screen. We already told you, this isn't how programming works in the real world.
Greasy hair, thick glasses, and social awkwardness is not only accepted but encouraged.
Must keep in mind that not everyone is a programmer nor gives a rats ass about computers, technology, or whatever else you do when you sit in front of your computer 23 hours out of the day.
Must be able to deal with non programmers at least once a week without getting completely frustrated. If you do get completely frustrated you must not resort to creating a virus that destroys company property and/or data.
While dealing with non programmers, you must not act condescending. These non programmers can, and will, probably kick your ass. Even the girls. HR is not responsible for bloody programmers.