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Camera Operator (Pornography)
- Must be comfortable with seeing naked people having sex. We know you're taking this job because it's the closest you'll ever come, so try to act like you've been in the end zone before.
- Must not attempt to engage in any sexual acts with any of the "actors" on set. If you do this, you will be removed from the set immediately after being ass rammed by the biggest blackest male "actor" we can find.
- Must be comfortable if bodily fluids end up on your persons.
- Must not let bodily fluid projectiles affect the camera shot. This is especially important for the money shot.
- You will be responsible for equipment knocked over by your boner.
- Must not perform any services other than camera work. This includes, but is not limited to, cleaning up seminal fluid off the "actor's" face, breast, vagina, balls, shaft, or butt hole with your tongue or any other part of your body and/or device. Seriously, if I had a nickel.
- Must not ask the seminal fluid cleanup crew for assistance with the four or five "accidents" you had in your pants during the shoot.
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