Hospitality Jobs
Bartender
- Must be able to flirt with girls and ignore guys. Yes, even though the guys are the ones paying for the drinks.
- Must wear wrist bands, spike your hair, and be a douche bag. At all times.
- Must get very angry when someone doesn't tip well, regardless of how easy your job is or how much you suck at tending bar.
- Must never spin the bottles. You're not Tom Cruise and if you spill my liquor, I'm taking it out of your tips.
- Must not water down the drinks. Don't be stupid. Water quenches thirst. If they're not thirsty, they aren't buying. If they aren't buying, why do I need you?
- Must not give away free drinks. However, if there is a hot guy/girl you want to have sex with, we understand. We call this the freebee. You get one per weekend. Choose wisely.
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