Science Jobs

Archaeologist

Must be ok with getting dirty; mainly dusty.
Must like to dig a lot.
Must occasionally take trips to an island where a crazy man that used to be obsessed with fleas on trapeze has created a petting zoo with real dinosaurs.
Must understand Tomb Raider and Indiana Jones are not real.
Must not keep any treasure that you dig up. All items must be handed over to a museum.
If you must keep any treasure, at least keep it to yourself. Don't attempt to sell it on eBay, you will get caught. Treasure isn't exactly one of the most commonly sold items.

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