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Accountant

No matter what anyone says, you MUST think numbers are cool.
Must have an incredible ability to add and subtract. Eventually you will divide and multiply, but normally that doesn't happen too often so it's recommended but not mandatory.
Must know how to cook books. Knowing how to use an oven is not necessary but encouraged.
Must know that debits are on the left and that credits are on the right. If you just read and memorize the last sentence, you are partly qualified. Congratulations. Otherwise, sorry.
Pocket protectors are a must.
If you part your hair any way other than left to right you must be able to explain in 20 words or less, why.
Workplace romances are not encouraged. However, if you are true accountant, this should not be a problem.